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January 21, 2021

GOOD LUCK GETTING THEM TO LET GO

Invasive pythons hold key ingredient for COVID-19 vaccine

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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If they figure out how to make toilet paper out of pythons then it will be a win, win, win.

Win for everybody? Once the pythons have had their squalene oil extracted, they'll never be the same.

How soon before the next headline reads: "Florida Man bites python to cure himself of covid-19"? Or "Florida Man" arrested after drinking a pint of bourbon in liquor store because he believed it would make him immune to any ill effects he might incur from the live python he was about to swallow as a "crony-virus" vax substitute?

...and on a similar note: Mars will be very close to Uranus tonight, so let's all be careful out there!

Who's gonna put the squeeze on who???

https://youtu.be/fTkHFQC3wow

I don't know - it sounds snaky to me ...

So have the pharmaceutical companies started paying more for the pythons than the state bounty yet?

And a new field of employment opens:

"We are now hiring, python squaline milkers. Free on the job training, Great pay and benefits including medical, life insurance and stress counseling. Must be alert and able to sit on very low stools for long periods of time. Flexible work hours can be negotiated. Apply now!"

Sounds like snake oil to me.

https://youtu.be/OY4mOQT98I0

I envision new cruises that stop at Miami and have side trips that go to the Everglades to get bit. I predict this will be BIG ! Send me $1000 if interested.

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