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January 16, 2021

GO FIGURE

Dad With Tattooed Eyeballs Says Other Parents Are 'Scared' To Let Their Kids Play With His

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

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Scarred straight?

"I was only fourteen when I got my first tattoo. I saw a tattoo machine in a magazine and secretly ordered it without my parents knowing.

I can relate. I was probably nine when I opened my first box of Capn'Crunch and got a small plastic replica pirate sword. I never told my parents.

This dude is a shining example of someone who could go trick-or-treating without a mask. How he got to be a dad would be interesting to know, but who is going to ask him? He would make a memorable blind date, however.

Wait. He's surprised the parents won't let their kids play with his eyeballs? Am I missing something here?

Like the "Margariteaville" song...did this guy go to Mexico and come back like this ?

https://youtu.be/O3LTmDUAhMM

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