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Sounds like someone found the G-spot.
Posted by: cfjk | January 18, 2021 at 11:58 AM
All I can think of is the video for the Rolling Stones' "She Was Hot." Which was banned by some outlets because it featured...well, you can look for it and see for yourself.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | January 18, 2021 at 12:39 PM
The fire notwithstanding, somehow this doesn't seem like a good gift idea.
Posted by: Jim | January 18, 2021 at 12:48 PM
Is it available in Blythe Danner as well?
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | January 18, 2021 at 01:35 PM
Didn't Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina open for...no, perhaps I shouldn't go there.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 18, 2021 at 01:50 PM
The media consultant told The Sun: “The candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere.
"I’ve never seen anything like it. The whole thing was ablaze and it was too hot to touch.
So...much like sex with Gwyneth, then?
Inquiring minds etc.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 18, 2021 at 01:55 PM
This sounds like two very intriguing news headlines. One before the dash, the other after.
Posted by: ChrisinVa | January 18, 2021 at 02:04 PM
A candle from the same person wo advocated for steam cleaning your vagiana. What couldn't go wrong?
Posted by: JG | January 18, 2021 at 02:15 PM
What's that smell?
Posted by: man tom | January 18, 2021 at 02:44 PM
2nd try, "What's that smell?"
Posted by: man tom | January 18, 2021 at 02:49 PM
Who would pay good money for a candle that smells like a vagina???
This will likely be made into a movie. Now for the title...
How about "Scent Of A Woman"?
Hoo-ah!
Posted by: pharmaross | January 18, 2021 at 04:24 PM
This HAS to be from the ONION....this can't be reality...
Posted by: LeDud | January 18, 2021 at 04:31 PM
I think these candles are being exported to Australia as there are many news reports about bush fires there.
Posted by: pharmaross | January 18, 2021 at 05:00 PM
Makes scents to me. When she said they "threw it out the front door", were they referring to the candle, or to Gwyneth?
If given a choice, I'd rather have the candle. It seems less weird.
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 18, 2021 at 05:16 PM
It's cheaper to throw a foil wrapped fish in the microwave.
Posted by: sookins | January 18, 2021 at 06:05 PM
How long until some celebrity starts selling “this smells like my anus” potpourri?
Posted by: Math-Yoda | January 18, 2021 at 06:13 PM
And the nation goes on lockdown.
Posted by: Clankie | January 18, 2021 at 06:32 PM
Have you tried her "This tastes like my rectum" fudge?
Posted by: The Real Barry | January 18, 2021 at 07:08 PM
https://youtu.be/hib4n9RmFrQ
Posted by: pharmaross | January 18, 2021 at 07:31 PM
This would be the perfect gift for the wife who is always complaining that nothing excites her anymore.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 18, 2021 at 07:41 PM
The candle must have been mislabeled. Surely this was her classier Smells Like My Farts candle, and we know what happens when you light THOSE.
Posted by: Mad Hatter | January 18, 2021 at 08:41 PM
@Mad Hatter---Yes, some folks like to add spice and excitement into this sad, dreary world.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 18, 2021 at 09:00 PM
https://youtu.be/ssK6sLkDDgw
https://youtu.be/I6ZX9G8d-iM
Posted by: Hy Gene | January 18, 2021 at 10:07 PM
Blythe Danner, I've always thought you were a beautiful and classy lady but still, what sort of chemicals did you ingest while you were gestating your daughter?
Posted by: maryqos | January 19, 2021 at 08:43 AM
I don't recall seeing this sort of enthusiasm in the blog comments since Jack Bauer was turning people's thighs into hamburger. By the way, off topic, is President-Elect Barry being inaugurated tomorrow? They keep talking about some other guy.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | January 19, 2021 at 09:16 AM
It occurred to me that this would never happen to a guy. No man is ever able to find the ignition button.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 19, 2021 at 10:32 AM
I suppose there's a quality control job in here for someone.
Posted by: Jim | January 19, 2021 at 11:47 AM
I saw Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina open for Toad The Wet Sprocket.
Posted by: Steely Dan | January 19, 2021 at 12:30 PM
Proving once again it's ALL about the "O".
Posted by: Lucky Jack | January 19, 2021 at 12:46 PM
I saw Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina open for Steely Dan.
Posted by: Toad The Wet Sprocket | January 19, 2021 at 01:10 PM
We saw Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina open for The USC Trojan Marching Band.
Posted by: The USC Trojan Football Team | January 19, 2021 at 01:18 PM
Isn't that how the USC Trojans football team usually enters the field?
Posted by: cfjk | January 19, 2021 at 01:29 PM
https://youtu.be/iiclhcJTU1o
Posted by: Obie Gynn | January 19, 2021 at 02:09 PM
https://youtu.be/HGVShoAWp00
Posted by: Phil McCracken | January 19, 2021 at 02:16 PM
As always, it all boils down to the state of feminine hygiene,
Posted by: Heywood | January 20, 2021 at 01:57 AM