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January 14, 2021


Drunk man steals floating tiki hut in Key West

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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Causes bad, although heartfelt, thoughts reminding of the guy who, captured on my surveillance cameras, broke into the neighbor's mailbox last Friday.

I liked Neil Diamond's version of 'Tiki Hut Man'. Skynerd's version was great too.

Picture the Tiki Hut man floating away downstream with this music playing.


1. Make a raft of this.
2. Call it Kon-Tiki
3. Float to Polynesia.

He was just trying to get far enough offshore to be in the duty free zone where the cheaper drinks are and happy hour lasts all day long.

So did they really expect to find somebody sober on a floating BAR?


From what we learned from an earlier post, if the tiki hut owner had taken the propeller off when he parked it at night. If he left the bar stocked, he needs to sell the tiki boat and seek another line of work.

Wasting away in Margaritaville, dude?

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