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This is clearly a case of assault by battery.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 31, 2021 at 08:10 PM
In his defense, he's just a normally high voltage guy whose mantra is "Ohm" (but who really gets amped up when he finds out watts for lunch).
Posted by: cfjk | January 31, 2021 at 08:50 PM
China, a nation of 1.38 billion copycats. What are the chances that battery was not a derelict copy of the real product?
Posted by: man tom | January 31, 2021 at 09:00 PM
Will that be cash, or discharge?
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 31, 2021 at 09:57 PM
Time to amend the WARNING!, CAUTION!, and READ THIS FIRST! sections of the microscopic disclaimer sheet.
Posted by: Betsy Ray | February 01, 2021 at 12:57 AM
Resistance is futile.
Posted by: Ralph | February 01, 2021 at 02:16 AM
That's funny, I have a two-year old daughter who likes to do the same thing.
Posted by: ChrisinVa | February 01, 2021 at 08:57 AM
How do you say "I double-dog dare you" in Chinese?
Posted by: wanderer2575 | February 01, 2021 at 09:01 AM
Did "you break it, you bought it" apply?
Posted by: coscolo | February 01, 2021 at 01:57 PM