BECAUSE YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY CONTRACT IT IN AN AIRPORT
Man found living in Chicago airport for three months 'due to fear of Covid'
(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias, who says "I've spent three months circulating the passenger pickup loop, but never been inside that long.")
Once he realized what it cost to enter Disneyland he decided to just stay in O'Hare and ride the baggage conveyor while humming to himself "It's a small world after all".
Posted by: cfjk | January 18, 2021 at 10:51 AM
Kinda reminds me of the story of Mehran Karimi Nasseri.
Posted by: Steverino | January 18, 2021 at 10:52 AM
I spent 12 hours in the Chicago airport once. 30 days there sounds more like a jail sentence.
Posted by: Clankie | January 18, 2021 at 11:18 AM
We know you have a choice of airports to live in, so thanks for choosing ours! Now either get out or we'll sentence you to 30 days at Midway!
Posted by: ripleysparrow | January 18, 2021 at 11:38 AM
Adrian Monk?
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 18, 2021 at 12:18 PM
Uh, in three months, couldn't he have WALKED home to Los Angeles?
Posted by: Rod Nunley | January 18, 2021 at 12:37 PM
When in an airport during a pandemic, are you supposed to place the Covid mask over your own mouth and nose before assisting others with theirs?
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | January 18, 2021 at 01:59 PM
https://youtu.be/I_e-RQZVwxg
Posted by: pharmaross | January 18, 2021 at 07:41 PM
@ Not My Usual Alias - Do NOT remind me of the passenger pickup loop at O'Hare. I tried to pick Mr. Hatter up there once about thirty years ago. I assume that's where he still is....
Posted by: Mad Hatter | January 18, 2021 at 08:18 PM
@MH — The frogger has rideshares sharing the limo lanes
It’s a lot of fun to argue with the police that you’re not standing, you’re trying to let a person cross traffic and live
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 18, 2021 at 10:23 PM