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Gut Fermentation opened for George Thorogood.
Posted by: man tom | January 22, 2021 at 10:48 AM
Just as long as he doesn't try to ride a horse after eating cake.
Posted by: ChrisinVa | January 22, 2021 at 11:00 AM
Somebody should inform Florida Man's lawyer of this possible new defense strategy.
Posted by: cfjk | January 22, 2021 at 11:12 AM
Your Honor, the JSO vehicle was operating on cruise-control and I had no idea it had. ABS
Posted by: cfjk | January 22, 2021 at 11:17 AM
This is the 4th or 5th time the Blog has posted about this sort of thing. NTTAWT.
Posted by: wiredog | January 22, 2021 at 11:27 AM
If this man's condition could be cheaply synthesized and put in a pill or liquid form, I foresee a money machine in the making.
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | January 22, 2021 at 11:30 AM
I have a vat of beer in my car. It has auto brewery syndrome.
Posted by: Steverino | January 22, 2021 at 11:53 AM
Frankly he would have been better off watching House and receiving a diagnosis of lupus.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | January 22, 2021 at 12:13 PM
If he could only turn water into wine....
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 22, 2021 at 12:41 PM
https://youtu.be/HpFaI0dKAHc
Posted by: pharmaross | January 22, 2021 at 01:01 PM
Send that stomach to Washington.
And @ripleysparrow, It's Not Lupus!
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 22, 2021 at 01:06 PM
" My name is Nick Carson, and I am a cake-a-holic. "
Posted by: Clankie | January 22, 2021 at 01:22 PM
How I have yearned for this day.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | January 22, 2021 at 02:37 PM
My stomach only turns everything into calories. Stupid stomach!
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 22, 2021 at 03:25 PM
Wait - shouldn't he be fined by the government for running an unlicensed brewery?
Posted by: markhh | January 22, 2021 at 07:32 PM
"Let them drink cake!"
— Marie Antoinette
Posted by: Doug-O | January 22, 2021 at 08:45 PM
Hey, you scoff but it's a real thing. I saw it on Grey's Anatomy.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 23, 2021 at 09:08 AM
That phenomenon was a large part of the comma-deprived Lover Come Back, making it one of the many successful predictions in Doris Day movies. Such as...
...as...
...um...
...well, I'm glad none of them predicted cell phones, or the stories would have been over in two minutes.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | January 24, 2021 at 11:44 AM
"Oh can you imagine a sadder disgrace then a man in the gutter with crumbs on his face..."
Posted by: anthony stewart | January 24, 2021 at 12:05 PM