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January 22, 2021

'AUTO BREWERY SYNDROME'

Man gets drunk WITHOUT boozing as bizarre condition turns cake into alcohol inside his stomach

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

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Gut Fermentation opened for George Thorogood.

Just as long as he doesn't try to ride a horse after eating cake.

Somebody should inform Florida Man's lawyer of this possible new defense strategy.

Your Honor, the JSO vehicle was operating on cruise-control and I had no idea it had. ABS

This is the 4th or 5th time the Blog has posted about this sort of thing. NTTAWT.

If this man's condition could be cheaply synthesized and put in a pill or liquid form, I foresee a money machine in the making.

I have a vat of beer in my car. It has auto brewery syndrome.

Frankly he would have been better off watching House and receiving a diagnosis of lupus.

If he could only turn water into wine....

https://youtu.be/HpFaI0dKAHc

Send that stomach to Washington.

And @ripleysparrow, It's Not Lupus!

" My name is Nick Carson, and I am a cake-a-holic. "

How I have yearned for this day.

My stomach only turns everything into calories. Stupid stomach!

Wait - shouldn't he be fined by the government for running an unlicensed brewery?

"Let them drink cake!"

— Marie Antoinette

Hey, you scoff but it's a real thing. I saw it on Grey's Anatomy.

That phenomenon was a large part of the comma-deprived Lover Come Back, making it one of the many successful predictions in Doris Day movies. Such as...

...as...

...um...

...well, I'm glad none of them predicted cell phones, or the stories would have been over in two minutes.

"Oh can you imagine a sadder disgrace then a man in the gutter with crumbs on his face..."

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