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January 20, 2021

APPROACH WITH CAUTION

Cumming man accused of trespassing naked

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Headline writing has gotten a lot more interesting since they replaced copy editors with spellcheck.

"There's a nude man on my camera walking through my backyard."

"Have you seen him before."

"Yes, He's a Cumming man who committed a lewd act on my front porch, then left."

"How do you know He's a Cumming man?"

"Don't ask stupid questions."

In his defense, he was walking so that makes him a multi-tasker.

Typical Georgia redneck.

Okay, I'll say it.

"Don't look, Ethel!"

You're probably not in any trouble as long as you're not directly in front of him.

[Hands on hips; mock disapproving tone] Oh, Alan!

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