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January 19, 2021


Zimbabwe Manager Accuses Cameroon Of ‘Witchcraft’ After Finding Dead Bat On The Field

(Thanks to Roberto)


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That 'ol black magic that we know so well.

Thankfully, no one made a bowl of soup using that bat.

One of the soccer fields in the Chicago area would have chicken bones scattered in the playing area. I would arrive an hour early and sweep the fields before we played.

Not sure if it was a religious practice, poor sportsmanship, or both

@NMUA---Just a thought, but was your soccer field supported by KFC?


There are dead bats everywhere when the Twins are up.

Hey, whatever works.

It's true! It's true! The ref has made it clear.
The pitch must be clean all through the year.
A law was made a distant moon ago here:
All teams abide by sportsmanlike commune
And there's a legal limit to dead bats here
In Camaroon

Cameroon recruited OZZY to play for them?!

If they find a newt you know its true.

It's only witchcraft if Zimbabwe is able to build a bridge out of Cameroon.

Le Pet -- Not in that particular neighborhood, unless The Colonel also had sharpened plastic pieces on the menu

One time we had police in riot gear at a game. And a hooker. My youngest had a particularly epic yellow card there.

I have instructions to scatter part of my cremains on the field since they seem to like foreign substances so much

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