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January 27, 2021

CAN FLORIDA HOST THE 2021 OLYMPICS?

Hell yes.

ONLY BECAUSE ELEPHANTS CAN'T ORDER PIZZA

Average human is fatter than an elephant, unique obesity study reveals

(Thanks to Le Petomane and coscolo)

ROMANIAN SKI CONDITIONS:

Packed powder; chance of bears.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

HONK

Mission to save injured goose on Monroe river ends when it's discovered as a decoy

(Thanks to Nelson from Michigan)

VERY SMALL CONDOMS

UK government backs birth control for grey squirrels

(Thanks to Barry Nester, Steve, Jay Brandes and Ralph)

'CITYSCAPE-INSPIRED' IS ONE WAY TO DESCRIBE THEM

Louis Vuitton Reveals Cityscape-Inspired Puffer Jackets

(Thanks to Larry Martell, who says "even the models look pissed.")

IT JUST GETS WORSE AND WORSE

Up Helly Aa 2021, due to be held on Tuesday 26th January, has been postponed for a year.

(Thanks to Bill Price, who explains that Up Helly Aa is as festival in which “Shetland islanders spend all year building a boat, then burn it and go to local pubs and drink them dry.”) 

THEY WILL ALL HAVE FLORIDA DRIVERS’ LICENSES

Natural phenomenon of billions of cicadas will soon swarm across eastern US

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

 
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