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Paleontologists Detect 50-million-year-old Fossil Bug Penis

(Thanks to Art Kraus)

THEY CAN LEGALLY VOTE AND DRIVE IN FLORIDA

Army is working on Frankenbots with living tissue to better robot capabilities

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who asks "What could possibly go wrong?")

IN THAT CASE, SIR, PLEASE RESUME SPEEDING

’I would have crashed:’ Fleeing suspect claims he was driving too fast to pull over, police say

(Thanks to pharmaross)

LIKE, WOOF, DUDE

Great Falls veterinarian reports spike in marijuana ingestion by dogs

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AND IN SPORTS

Zimbabwe Manager Accuses Cameroon Of ‘Witchcraft’ After Finding Dead Bat On The Field

(Thanks to Roberto)

HEEL

Dog owner on crutches spends £300 on vet bills for limping lurcher… only to find out he was simply copying him

(Thanks to Allen at Division)