Dave Barry's Blog

IS WILLIE NELSON AVAILABLE FOR A BENEFIT CONCERT?

An Alabama racing pigeon that survived a lengthy and mysterious trip across the Pacific Ocean — landing last month in an Australian backyard — is now facing the death penalty.

(Thanks to wiredog, DaninDallas and pharmaross)

JUST IN CASE, WE MUST *STOP THIS CHEETO*

Debate Rages Over Whether Single Speeding Cheeto Could Destroy Space Station

(Thanks to Rick Day)

AUSTRALIA: EVEN THE SPONGES ARE DEADLY

Three new carnivorous sponges found in Great Australian Bight

(Thanks to Dave Emery)

NO IT'S NOT

Monkey Tail Beard Is The Latest Male Fashion Trend

(Thanks to Matt Filar, pharmaross and John Lobert)

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT 2020 WAS OVER

Bad omen for UK as Tower of London raven missing, feared dead

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

IT'S ON THE RIGHT STREET

Coronation Street actor finds 4ft royal python on toilet seat

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

DUDES

Activists Plan To Give Away Marijuana At COVID Vaccination Sites In D.C.

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)