Dave Barry's Blog

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAA

Drunk man steals floating tiki hut in Key West

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE ARE NOT THE ONLY NATION IN TURMOIL

People in Toronto are anonymously mailing cow poo to each other as a prank

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

IN THAT CASE, SIR...

West Monroe man says he had permission to urinate on house

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

THEREBY RAISING THE AVERAGE AUDIENCE IQ

Praying mantises watching TV.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

UH-OH

A new machine called ColdSnap, which looks and functions like a Keurig for soft serve ice cream, has emerged as one of the buzziest products of this year's all-digital CES tech show.

(Thanks to Fred Preller, who says “We were promised flying cars, which I never wanted. THIS I WANT!”)

ORGANIC, DUDE

Psychedelic Mushrooms Grew in a Man's Veins After He Injected Them

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

YOU GO AHEAD, FOOD-SAFETY-AGENCY PERSONS

Maggot-like worms safe for humans to eat: food safety agency

(Thanks to pharmaross and Barry Nester)