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January 13, 2021

FLORIDA MAN SAYS:

Don’t mess with our manatees.

HE WON'T GET FAR ON FOOT

Russian CO Under Investigation for Stealing His Own Ship's Propellers

(Thanks to Michael Hardt, who says "When I quit my last job, I took a stapler.")

THIS ACTUALLY MAKES PRACTICAL SENSE IN FLORIDA

Residents of the usually quiet South Florida community of Palmetto Bay are buzzing after spotting one of their neighbors riding his military style tank down residential roads.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Not just a tank: a "military style" tank.

THE NIGHTMARE IS OVER

Serial toilet thief captured by police in Japan

(Thanks to Ralph)

SO SWEET

CROSSVILLE LAW FIRM GIVING AWAY FREE DIVORCE FOR VALENTINES DAY

(Thanks to Ralph)

BECAUSE THEY NEED A RIDE?

Every 8 Years, Swarms of Millipedes Stop Trains in Japan. Scientists Finally Know Why

(Thanks to Art Kraus, who says “And here I thought I'd heard every excuse for being late to work.”)

REMINDER TO AUSTRALIANS:

Always check under the microwave.

(Thanks to Matt Filar, John Lobert and pharmaross)

GUYS IN ACTION

Guys knock some snow off a roof.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

 
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