Dave Barry's Blog

ALERT LEVEL: MAXIMUM

Samosa sent to 'space' by British eatery crash-lands in France

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

WE MIGHT AS WELL SHRED THE CANADIAN CONSTITUTION, ASSUMING THERE IS ONE

Quebec couple hit with curfew-violation fine after wife walks husband on a leash

(Thanks to Steve Bradford and Ralph)

COMING SOON TO AN ARBY'S NEAR YOU

Customs agents seize mystery 'bushmeat' at NJ airport

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THIS CANNOT BE GOOD

Brown Tree Snakes Twist Themselves into ‘Lassos’ to Climb

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

IN THAT CASE, SIR, PARTY ON

“You can’t play Led Zeppelin quietly.”

(Thanks to pharmaross and Ralph)

THEY’D BETTER FLEE BEFORE THEY GET BLOWN UP

Oregon Beachgoers Do a Double-Take When They See Elk on Oregon Beach

(Thanks to vee)