Dave Barry's Blog

DROP THAT DOUGHNUT

Cheating on your diet can make your brain age faster

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says “I can’t remember if I sent this before or not.”)

‘DON’T LOOK DISHEVELLED’

The Seoul city government has sparked anger for offering advice to pregnant women that includes ensuring their husbands have clean clothes and enough to eat while they are in hospital giving birth.

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

WE WILL NEED TWO FORMS OF ID

Bihar villagers take dead body to bank, demand money from account for funeral

(Thanks to Ralph)

‘DON’T EAT POOP’

How not to catch salmonella from pet hedgehogs

(Thanks to Ralph)

SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO TAKE A STAND

N. Mexico man pulls gun on McDonald's drive-thru worker over wrong order, sparks helicopter chase

(Thanks to Maryann)

LEGALLY THEY CANNOT TOUCH HIM THERE

Florida Man Hops Into Recycling Bin To Escape Arrest

(Thanks to pharmaross)