Dave Barry's Blog

THIS IS WHY WE NEED TO IDENTIFY OUR CHICKEN TRUCKS

An unidentified chicken truck spilled chicken parts across U.S. 49 near the intersection of Mississippi 42, blocking traffic.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AND IN SPORTS

DraftKings Gambling That People Want To Bet On Drone Races

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WISCONSIN TRAFFIC ADVISORY

Cows cause traffic jam in Hartland

(Thanks to pharmaross)

GET READY...

The Don Cotner Farms 13th Annual Chicken Manure Auction is right around the corner.

(Thanks to Craig Magee, who says “Valentine’s Day will be here soon.”)

EVERYONE GRAB ONTO SOMETHING

Scientists say Earth is spinning faster than it has in decades

(Thanks to Steve K.)