Dave Barry's Blog

THIS CANNOT BE GOOD

Chuck E. Cheese's parent company exits bankruptcy

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

CSI: WEST MIDLANDS

'The sheer cheek of it' - the hilarious puns as man caught by police with samosa in his bottom

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING ETC.

Sea lion found wandering on highway in Southwestern Washington

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston and Craig Roberts)

LOOKING FOR A VERY SPECIAL GIFT?

Your search is over.

(Thanks to Ralph)

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Naples man calls 911 about McDonald’s order & says he has cocaine ‘in his butt’

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE TURMOIL HAS REACHED FLATHEAD COUNTY

2:11 a.m. A man walked out of a building, turned around, and went back inside.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

JUST A BURGER FOR US, THANKS

A Tennessee restaurant broke a Guinness World Record by assembling a 1,120-pound dish of Spam musubi, a sushi-like dish involving rice and Spam layers wrapped in seaweed.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WILL THE HORRORS NEVER END?

No Pants Subway Ride canceled for 2021 due to COVID-19

(Thanks to Ralph, pharmaross and Bob Brogan, who says "Damn you, COVID!")

IT'S ESCALATING

Now the little furred terrorist bastards have knives.

(Thanks to Eric Hartwell, pharmaross and Peter Metrinko)

WONDERING HOW TO PUT YOUR FRUIT FLIES TO SLEEP?

Science has the answer.

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR HERMAN'S HERMITS

Mystery llama found wandering loose in Massachusetts

(Thanks to MOTW)

THERE'S TURMOIL IN CANADA, TOO

Police find reported 'severed foot' was mannequin part

(Thanks to Le Petomane and pharmaross)