Dave Barry's Blog

'DUDE...'

"...you can't have THAT much weed."

(Thanks to pharmaross)

HOW... ENLIGHTENED

Denmark launches children's TV show about man with giant penis

(Thanks to Doug Ogg, pharmaross and Michael Moyer)

EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK SO FAR

A Texas woman is accused of stealing a $10,000 dog and then driving for more than a mile as a store employee who tried to stop her clung to the hood of her car.

Video here.

(Thanks to unkle johno)

THERE IS NOTHING LOWER

Man arrested for forging prized popsicle sticks to win Pokemon cards

(Thanks to Alberto)

IN THAT CASE, SIR....

Man set fire to old Johnsonburg Hotel because he was 'curious and bored'

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE'LL JUST ORDER A PIZZA, THANKS

You Can Eat Your Christmas Tree. Here’s How to Do It

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)