Dave Barry's Blog

'WELLNESS ELITES'

West Coast wellness elites think kambo, an Amazonian frog poison drug, is helping them purge “toxins” from their lives.

(Thanks to Alkali Bill, pharmaross and Le Petomane)

YET ANOTHER 2020 HEARTBREAK

Dildo was hoping to cash in on a post-Kimmel boom — then came the pandemic

(Thanks to EricY)

WE JUST ASSUMED EVERYONE ALREADY KNEW THIS

Bendigo vet says sedate rams before shearing woolly scrotums to avoid injury

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

TOTALLY REASONABLE

A North Dakota man threatened to kill a former co-worker and then kicked in the victim’s front door after he failed to accept a Facebook friend request, according to court records.

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "with friends like that, who needs enemies?")

ALSO KNOWN AS A CANADIAN UBER

Alberta man rides buffalo to the grocery store

(Thanks to The Perts)