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December 30, 2020

THE LITTLE FURRED TERRORISTS ARE GETTING THEIR LAST 2020 LICKS IN

Aggressive squirrel attacks reported in Queens neighborhood

(Thanks to many people)

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This is about a mile from where I live. Unfortunately I don't have an alibi.

Sounds like a squirrel-nado! Da-dum, da-dum, ...(crescendo of trumpets!). Welcome to 2021!

It begins.

They are trying to take over. They want food, and are desperate. Resistance is futile.

Somehow it figures that the squirrelliest year in our lifetimes would go out with this evilest of creatures mangling an already pandemic-weakened population.

I saw Aggressive Squirrel open for Screeching Weasel. Biting show.

Maybe now authorities will listen to my plan to use exploding peanuts to help squash the Squirrel Insurrection.

Eh, I’ve got a couple thousand rounds for my .22 if they try that around here.

Wiredog - better use rat shot.

I expected better from the Queens squirrels.

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