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December 23, 2020

2020 IS GETTING TO EVERYBODY

Octopuses filmed punching fish in the Red Sea

(Thanks to Roberto, Alkali Bill and his amazing partner Deb)

PLAIN AS DAY

'Loch Ness Monster' caught on camera as officials report flurry of new sightings

We need to provide these people with better camera phones.

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "No question in my mind.")

'ALLEGED'

Alleged drunk driver bites police K-9, barks at police

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AND IN SPORTS

Cleveland man drinks can of Skyline Chili in front of Bengals stadium to thank team for beating the Steelers

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

YOUR FLORIDA CHRISTMAS WEATHER FORECAST:

Chance of falling iguanas.

(Thanks to pharmaross and Ralph)

RUDOLPH IS SO GROUNDED

Paragliding Santa Rescued After Getting Caught In Rio Linda Power Lines

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS

Sex-crazed ‘roaring ‘20s’ awaits post-pandemic: Yale prof

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says “the weary world rejoices.”)

December 22, 2020

SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE FEATURING MR. TOM CRUISE

‘Epic mission’ launched to rescue port-a-potty that fell off cliff in California park

(Thanks to Doug in Sacramento)

IT'S OK BECAUSE IT WAS A SERVICE DOG

2 Delta passengers open the door of a moving plane and slide out (with a dog) at LaGuardia Airport

(Thanks to Steve K)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR MEAT LOAF

Tractor-trailer crash spills 20,000 pounds of cheese balls on highway

(Thanks to pharmaross and Bob Brogan)

CELEBRITY LIFESTYLE UPDATE

Miles Teller’s wife once got him a toilet for Christmas

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

NONE OF THESE THINGS SHOULD BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Man attacks staff with diapers, tip jar before crashing stolen car after pursuit, courts say

(Thanks to pharmaross)

BOLO

46 tons of Lean Cuisine meals recalled after complaints of plastic pieces

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

December 21, 2020

IF YOU ARE, LIKE THIS BLOG, STILL A BEATLES FAN AFTER LO THESE MANY YEARS...

...you will enjoy this.

SO HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

A man was rescued by Santa Maria firefighters Friday night after he was accidentally dumped into a garbage truck and became trapped.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

NOT EVEN CLOSE

Meet Beave, The Internet's Most Famous Beaver

(Thanks to GregW)

GUESS THE STATE

Drunk driver arrested after crashing into ‘Drive Sober or Get Pulled Over’ sign

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

AND BEING CALIFORNIANS, THEY WILL

Californians Can Now Pay Extra for Gas from Cow Manure

(Thanks to pharmaross, who asks "What's that smell?")

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

3:30 p.m. The person reporting a break-in at their storage unit couldn’t wait any longer for the cops to show up because they had to get the fox in the back of their vehicle to the taxidermist.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

December 20, 2020

PEAK KENTUCKY

Kentucky mail carrier encounters ax-wielding dog on his route

(Thanks to Ralph)

December 19, 2020

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Chick-fil-A’s Polynesian sauce spontaneously explodes, customers claim

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WHO KNEW THERE WERE SEMIS FULL OF GLUE?

Semi Crash Along I-80 Joliet, Glue Spills Everywhere

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says motorists were "stuck in traffic.")

YOU WILL NEVER GUESS THE CONTINENT

Pythons Found Lurking in BBQs Prompts Warning from Snake Expert

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AS IF 2020 HASN'T BEEN TRAUMATIC ENOUGH

The FDA wants to get rid of its rules governing the identity of French dressing

(Thanks to The Perts)

December 18, 2020

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING ETC.

A bandana-wearing iguana reportedly jumped over a home’s fence and “attacked” a man in Miami recently.    

(Thanks to pharmaross)

'DOES THIS MERLOT TASTE STRANGE TO YOU?'

Supervisor suspended after illegal winery found at Alabama wastewater plant, mayor says

(Thanks to Jillbo, Jay Brandes, DaninDallas, Mary Smith, B'game and Greg)

IN HUMAN YEARS, HE'S 483

Today is Keith Richards' 77th birthday.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

THE WORD IS 'HERO'

Australian woman wades through floodwaters to rescue beer kegs during extreme weather

(Thanks to Maryann and Le Petomane)

THANK GOD THEY'RE OFF THE STREETS

Nearly 5,000 fake karaoke machines seized in Virginia

(Thanks to pharmaross)

We're unclear on the concept here. Is a "fake karaoke machine" a machine that claims to be a karaoke machine, but is not? If so, what kind of machine is it?

A HEARTWARMING CHRISTMAS STORY, AUSTRALIAN STYLE

Girl in Australia who yearned for pet snake ‘stoked’ to find one under Christmas tree

(Thanks to Ralph)

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

A Florida Woman was arrested yesterday for battery after allegedly striking her sister with a Christmas decoration during a 2 AM domestic dispute

(Thanks to Barry Nester, EricY and pharmaross)

'WE HAVE ASKED THE COURT FOR TREBLE DAMAGES'

Son wins lawsuit after mom throws away his best porno mags

(Thanks to Geoff Scott and pharmaross)

YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL

Cute little dog destroys all that comes through this mail slot

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

Tasmanian Devils Can Glow in the Dark

(Thanks to Steve K.)

HE'S GONNA NEED A BIGGER TREE

Jon Pardi is getting his new wife a cow for Christmas

Possibly Related: When Yoko Ono sold a cow for $250,000

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

HIS IDENTITY MAY BE A MYSTERY, BUT HIS DESTINATION IS DEFINITELY FLORIDA

Man filmed naked, rollerblading on I-670 in Columbus still a mystery    

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, Jane Linderman, Ralph and pharmaross)

GUYS SANTAS IN ACTION

Colorado Santa swings from 50,000-pound excavator

(Thanks to pharmaross)

BECAUSE WE'RE NOT PSYCHOPATHS?

Why not memorialize 2020 in a Covid Christmas ornament?

(Thanks to phamaross)

December 17, 2020

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Mummified baboons shine new light on the lost land of Punt

(Thanks to Ralph)

HEY, IT'S 2020

Conspiracy theorists on social media wonder if Chinese troops have invaded Maine

(Thanks to Ralph)

BOLO

Two men steal toilet from 17th Street and Union area

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says  -- because someone has to -- "police have nothing to go on.")

WE ARE SHOCKED, SHOCKED

Nearly half of remote workers admit to drinking during the workday

(Thanks to Staticjoe, who says "I think the other half are lying.")

IT'S GETTING WORSE

Woman shocked to find hawk living in Christmas tree

Probably looking for the raccoon.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

December 16, 2020

BUT OF COURSE

Sea snakes may be lurking in foam covering storm-lashed Australian beaches

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SEND THIS MAN TO WASHINGTON

This Man's Pants Fell Down During a Photo Op with the Croatian President

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

PERHAPS THEY FORGOT THE FRIES

Portland man accused of chasing McDonald's employees with chainsaw

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "a Big Mac attack.")

IT WAS HUMP DAY

Bizarre moment a CAMEL walks into a Bath and Body Works with its owner in Nevada

(Thanks to Ralph)

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO FROG RIGHTS AT ALL

Michel and Annie Pecheras, who live in Grignols, an isolated hamlet in Dordogne, have been told they have 90 days to drain the 300 sq-metre pond and get rid of the grenouilles (frogs) after neighbours complained the noise from its mating amphibians was disturbing their rural peace.

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO HUMAN RIGHTS AT ALL

Man Is Jailed After Taking Jet Ski Across Irish Sea to See Girlfriend

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

December 15, 2020

THERE IS NOTHING LOWER

Man gets jail time for smuggling sea cucumbers across border

(Thanks to Matt Filar and pharmaross)

 
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