OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER
Congress Legalizes Smokey Bear Impersonations
(Thanks to John Sullivan, who says "I no longer have to look over my shoulder.")
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December 27, 2020
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If Tom Lehrer can place all of his music into the public domain, then it is only the right thing to do for Congress to place Smoky Bear there too.
Posted by: 655321 | December 27, 2020 at 10:42 AM
https://youtu.be/Myz93sXW66Y
Posted by: pharmaross | December 27, 2020 at 11:11 AM
I always sit in the non-Smokey section.
Posted by: Clankie | December 27, 2020 at 11:19 AM
The only good news in 2020 so far. Now it's finally legal to grin and bear it.
Posted by: Le Petomane | December 27, 2020 at 11:38 AM
Yogi should be letting out a big sigh of relief.
Posted by: cfjk | December 27, 2020 at 12:27 PM
Sorry. It isn’t legal, because Trump won’t sign. Someone has to think about the bears.
Posted by: Snowman | December 27, 2020 at 03:16 PM
There is an unsustainable rumor here in Flathead County that due to this new ruling, a local meat seller is coming out with a new product: Smokey Bear Jerky.
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | December 27, 2020 at 06:26 PM
Are Elvis impersonator also legal now, or can we hunt them as before?
Posted by: Qaz | December 27, 2020 at 07:12 PM
Wax— one of the first things I picked up after ordination was an Elvis jumpsuit
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 27, 2020 at 09:01 PM
I met Smokey the Bear when I was five. He was in a cage in the back of a pickup, and didn't have a hat. He seemed like a big, calm dog. They were taking him around to schools and he was having the time of his life, prowling and a-growling and a-sniffing the air.
Posted by: Alien8 | December 31, 2020 at 10:32 PM