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December 30, 2020

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

12:02 a.m. The occupants of a truck with a dead deer’s head in the windshield — one who was wearing a ski mask and the other with a radio clipped to his shirt — got very defensive when confronted.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Wait, the deer had a ski mask?

Wait, so what was the dead deer's head wearing?

Great Minds and fleebitty-floop.

Wait...you need an INVITATION to get tested for Covid?

So which deer was driving, the one with the mask or the one with the shirt, and will they both be charged with murder?

2:53 a.m. An uninvited man walked into a COVID testing tent.

Where was the priest and rabbi?

Next item on the same blotter...

"1:48 a.m. A man who called to report an underage drinking party called back to recant."

i.e. He received an invitation to join the party.

Might as well just tear up the Montana Constitution, which explicitly provides for this very situation.

I have friends who call that foreplay.

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