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December 01, 2020


Giant pandas slept, snacked and passed gas on flight home

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)


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Yes, we have no bamboo here, (in Canada).

Well, they darn well have better kept their masks on anyway.

""The attendant told me that they slept all the way from Calgary to Frankfurt."" That should be Frankfart

Remember the old story about JFK giving a speech in Berlin, saying he is a Berliner and then Bushie giving the same speech but in Frankfort, (I'm a frankfurter)

A story such as this never make headlines like 'stuns in bikini' does.

Moral: Don't light matches around pandas.

I'm calling out that guy in the photo. That grin tells me he's the one that did it, and blamed it on the pandas.

'animal flatulence' wbagnfa... maybe not

The pandas were farting in the general direction of China. They were upset over not being able to get anymore Moosehead beer soaked bamboo shoots.

"Does anyone else smell really ripe bamboo shoots?"

I didn't see any explanation as to why these pandas are larger than normal pandas.

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