HARD TO ARGUE

EDMONTON -- A local advertising agency has released its own festive take on the fireplace channel for 2020 with an hour-long video of a dumpster fire.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Comments

[cfjk]

Chestnuts roasting on a dumpster fire, Jack Frost probing your behind, although it's been said, many times, many ways, it's all a big fricking lie.

[Le Petomane]

The movie is not a flaming success, yet it does fit into the waning days of 2020 quite nicely. The pace is rather boring at first and could use the action of roasting marshmallows. The plot thickens at about the halfway point when the keen observer sees someone slyly toss a small propane cylinder into the dumpster.
The tension builds until the very end when it closes with a bang that gives us hope that 2021 will produce better times and better movies for all.

[Jim]

I feel so heart-warmed by this, which is much better than feeling heart-wormed (as this year has tended to do).

[Steverino]

I don't think next year will be much better.

[Rod Nunley]

How weird that it came from somebody in Edmonton. Where were all the ad agencies from New York? We could understand this coming from them.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Toilet paper, bread and sourdough starter..." - all true. Just add in Clorox wipes and you're done.

[Clankie]

You'll have to imagine how it smells, unless you live in Bayonne.