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I egret to tell you what its droppings will do to the car's paint finish.
Posted by: pharmaross | December 27, 2020 at 05:53 PM
"Dropping payload in 3... 2... 1..."
Posted by: wanderer2575 | December 27, 2020 at 06:00 PM
Waiting for the falling iguanas, no doubt.
Posted by: cfjk | December 27, 2020 at 06:07 PM
But your car won't have any ticks.
Posted by: BaskervilleBee | December 27, 2020 at 06:12 PM
While this is an egretable situation, it doesn't hold a candle in a flammable holder to having to clean turkey buzzard crap off your car.
Posted by: Le Petomane | December 27, 2020 at 06:41 PM
Egrets .. I've had a few. But then again, too few to mention.
Posted by: MOTW | December 27, 2020 at 07:45 PM
Always around the holidays, my truck was making a loud constant, grating, whiney noise, so I immediately pulled over at the first gas station I could...then I dropped my mother-in-law off. Badabing.
I'll be here, etc.
Posted by: man tom | December 27, 2020 at 09:17 PM
*stork* at MOTW
Posted by: man tom | December 27, 2020 at 09:18 PM
If wading birds are nuisance to your car, install a loud stereo system to scare them away. It even works for the heron impaired. (Har!)
Posted by: pharmaross | December 27, 2020 at 10:10 PM
Having to clean bird poop off a recently washed car is a 'bittern' pill to 'swallow'!
Two in a row, I'd better duck for cover.
Posted by: pharmaross | December 27, 2020 at 10:16 PM
Another snork for MOTW! :D
Posted by: Mad Hatter | December 27, 2020 at 10:31 PM
I have to post one more 5*SNORK to MOTW!
Posted by: Le Petomane | December 27, 2020 at 11:10 PM
Brilliant, MOTW!!
Posted by: vee | December 28, 2020 at 01:22 AM
Hey this means you can flip the bird all the way down the freeway!
Posted by: anthony stewart | December 28, 2020 at 10:22 AM
Je ne egret rien.
Posted by: RochPete channelling The Baby Sparrow Edith Piaf | December 28, 2020 at 12:41 PM