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December 24, 2020


Bill Gross harassed neighbor with ‘Gilligan’s Island’ song, judge rules

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)


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He should replace it with "the wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald".

Constant playing of "Copacabana" is a hanging offense in Texas.

They only planned for it to play for three hours, but encountered a problem and it lasted three years instead.

That's .. wait for it .. Gross.

The judge could have ruled that the Gilligan's Island theme song is not compliant with Orange County / Laguna Beach COVID-19 rules.

It matters not if the Ship's Mate is a mighty sailing man or that the Skipper is brave and sure. During Covid-19 restrictions five passengers would be four over the limit - no more than three unrelated households are permitted to gather.

The S.S. Minnow could not be chartered this day or any other day for a three hour tour - gatherings shall be limited to 2 hours.

The tour would have to consist of the Skipper, Gilligan and just one of the passengers. It could not be one of the Howell's because they are a couple, that leaves Ginger, Mary Ann or the Professor. I don't think that any television network would pick up that show for even one season.

Sentence: to be punched by an octopus.

The judge failed to rule on the most important legal issue: Ginger or Mary Ann?

Banana cream and coconut pie, anyone?


Sorry for your team's loss.

Dawn Wells
B. October 18, 1938
D. December 30, 2020

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