DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS IN MIAMI
Bill Gross harassed neighbor with ‘Gilligan’s Island’ song, judge rules
(Thanks to Doug Ogg)
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December 24, 2020
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He should replace it with "the wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald".
Posted by: cfjk | December 24, 2020 at 11:40 AM
Constant playing of "Copacabana" is a hanging offense in Texas.
Posted by: Le Petomane | December 24, 2020 at 11:56 AM
They only planned for it to play for three hours, but encountered a problem and it lasted three years instead.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | December 24, 2020 at 02:57 PM
That's .. wait for it .. Gross.
Posted by: MOTW | December 24, 2020 at 03:06 PM
The judge could have ruled that the Gilligan's Island theme song is not compliant with Orange County / Laguna Beach COVID-19 rules.
It matters not if the Ship's Mate is a mighty sailing man or that the Skipper is brave and sure. During Covid-19 restrictions five passengers would be four over the limit - no more than three unrelated households are permitted to gather.
The S.S. Minnow could not be chartered this day or any other day for a three hour tour - gatherings shall be limited to 2 hours.
The tour would have to consist of the Skipper, Gilligan and just one of the passengers. It could not be one of the Howell's because they are a couple, that leaves Ginger, Mary Ann or the Professor. I don't think that any television network would pick up that show for even one season.
Posted by: Marc | December 24, 2020 at 04:48 PM
Sentence: to be punched by an octopus.
Posted by: Clankie | December 24, 2020 at 05:13 PM
The judge failed to rule on the most important legal issue: Ginger or Mary Ann?
Banana cream and coconut pie, anyone?
Posted by: PirateBoy, Team Mary Ann | December 25, 2020 at 01:25 AM
PirateBoy,
Sorry for your team's loss.
Dawn Wells
B. October 18, 1938
D. December 30, 2020
Posted by: Marc | December 30, 2020 at 04:06 PM