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December 04, 2020

IMAGINE THE ABSOLUTE DRUNKEST YOU HAVE EVER BEEN

Now triple it.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THIS WILL SURELY WIN HIM BACK

A scorned New Mexico woman tried to run over her ex-boyfriend and his new flame with her car — and then plowed into his home when she missed

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE ARE ALWAYS ON THE LOOKOUT

A warning has been issued to be aware of so called 'Nottingham Knockers' across Wiltshire this week.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SEEMS LIKE A LONG WAY TO GO FOR A GARNISH

Astronauts harvest radishes grown aboard the International Space Station

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "Radishes? I'll be impressed when they start harvesting  some outer space mushrooms or ganja that will make the long trek to Mars less of a drag. One small lid for man, one giant toke for mankind!")

HE IS WELCOME ON THE HIGHWAYS AND BYWAYS OF FLORIDA

A pilot making an emergency landing on a north metro freeway with only a sliver of space between vehicles Wednesday night struck an SUV as his plane skittered to a stop, all while other motorists slammed on their brakes in an effort to avoid being caught in the mishap.

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

CSI: KENTUCKY

As detailed in a court citation, the 6’3”, 250-pound Trent walked into the Frame Clinic and Gallery around 10:40 AM and asked about “product to bring his hair back.” An employee at the salon--which also doubles as an art gallery and frame shop--told Trent (seen above) that no such magic potion was available.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

JUST STOP, 2020

A politician named after Adolf Hitler has won a seat at a Namibian election

(Thanks to Doug Oggm Joshua Lutes and Roberto)

 
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