Dave Barry's Blog

IF YOU WATCH ONLY ONE COLA AD CREATED BY PEOPLE ON DRUGS THIS YEAR

Make it this one.

(Thanks to Rachel Manteuffel)

IT'S OUR VERSION OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS

Falling iguanas and lazy snakes expected in Florida as cold front moves in

(Thanks to B'game)

WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

Indonesia Burned Hundreds of Sex Toys Amid Spiking Demand

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE NEWS FROM NEW ZEALAND

A ceramic dildo-making workshop has caused a relationship breakdown in the senior ranks of a Wellington’s potters’ association.

This has been The News From New Zealand.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

FLORIDA MARINE REPORT

A person talking a walk on a Central Florida Beach the day before Thanksgiving stumbled upon almost 70 pounds of cocaine that washed up on the shore, according to the U.S. Border Patrol.

(Thanks to pharmaross and Asher Scheiner)

GUYS IN ACTION

Earlier this month a Taiwanese man found himself having to put his new PlayStation 5 (PS5) up for sale after his wife caught on to his attempt to pass it off as an air purifier.

(Thanks to Ralph)

HE FAILED THE BREATHALYZER TEST

A Policeman Was Arrested for Allegedly Accepting Onions as a Bribe

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE SAW PARACHUTING BEAVERS OPEN FOR THE KINKS

In 1948, Idaho Officials Sent 76 Beavers Parachuting Into Idaho’s Wilderness

True Fact: The test beaver was called Geronimo.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

Update: According to commenter "wiredog" (that is not his real name; his real name is "wirecat") an account of this historic event has already been posted on this blog. judi will of course be fired, assuming we can find out where she currently is.