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December 01, 2020

LIKE EVERY OTHER AIR TRAVELER

Giant pandas slept, snacked and passed gas on flight home

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

SO MUCH TO UNPACK HERE

Va. woman charged after opening fire on suspected drunk driver who crashed in her backyard

(Thanks to pharmaross)

IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?

Authorities arrested a wanted fugitive Friday in Baxter County after he crashed his motorcycle into a deputy’s patrol car.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

PLANNING A SWIM IN AUSTRALIAN WATERS?

Carry a camera.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

COUNT THIS BLOG AMONG THE FAITHFUL

Tequila bar applies to become church to skirt COVID-19 lockdown rules

(Thanks to Le Petomane, pharmaross and Ralph)

HE WILL OF COURSE BE GRANTED A FLORIDA CAPTAIN'S LICENSE

Drunk boater in Naples gives ‘poop deck’ new meaning…

(Thanks to pharmaross)

ASK MISTER LANGUAGE PERSON

I have a question for Mr. Language Person.

The question is: is there a difference between a Clusterf#$% and a Sh@# Show?

Thank you for your masterful use and explanation of all things “wordy”.

With warmest regards,   Susan Kosturik, Dawsonville, GA

Dear Susan:

Yes, there is.

Warmest Human Regards,

Mister Language Person

WE NEED TO STOP DOING STUDIES

Otter penis bones are becoming less dense and more breakable due to toxic chemicals trickling into rivers from oil hubs in Canada - and it could have the same impact on human men, study reveals

(Thanks to Michael Moyer and pharmaross)

THE SEVENTIES....

...every bit as tasteful as you remember.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

TMI

Why I’m Embracing Peeing Outside

(Thanks to Matt Filar, who says, "Embracing?")

WORKS FOR US

Cambodian villagers trust magic scarecrows to ward off coronavirus

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

 
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