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November 17, 2020

WHY IS THIS KIDNEY THROWING UP?

Italian Police Use Lamborghini To Transport Donor Kidney 300 Miles In Two Hours

(Thanks to Tim Couch)

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I'll bet the kidneys of George Washington's day never thought they'd be going that fast.

Ah, I want to watch Rat Race again:

Enrico Pollini: "Look at us go! We're zooming!"
Zack Mallozzi: "We're hauling ass!"
EP: "We're hauling ass! All righty!"
ZM [Gesturing toward the back of the vehicle, a medical van, where there's a human heart to be transplanted]: "Guess what I got back there."
EP: "You just told me. Ass."

The article states that this is the most Italian thing to ever happen. I hope they're referring to the means of transport and not the means of securing the kidney.

Franco (Raul Julio): "And now, my friend, the first-a rule of Italian driving."

[Rips off his rear-view mirror and throws it out of the car]

Franco: "What's-a behind me is not important."

(The Gumball Rally)

Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?

Cannonball Run participant: But I'm delivering a liver to a dying man!

This is so not fair! We always used a dumb old helicopter for things like this. I would have loved to have driven one of these!

Cops just wanna have fun! I have been around helicopters quite a bit in Alaska and that would have been more practical, but who wouldn't want to drive a Lamborghini At nearly 150 MPH and not have to fret getting a ticket?
Actually, the time difference would have been about the same and that sports car would have been a lot more fun. The cops could have arrived at the hospital with the wrong cooler and be "forced" to make another trip. They could play short straw to see who gets to drive this time.

I bet that racing pigeon could have done it in half the time.

cfjk: Or perhaps an African Swallow.

I'd actually rather fly the helicopter than drive the Lambo. Besides, what is a helicopter but...a flying car!

Smokey e il Bandito

Rod - A helicopter is 150 thousand parts flying in very close formation.

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