WHEN PEOPLE TALK ABOUT 'COMMUNING WITH NATURE'
...they probably do not mean this.
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
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He's soon to be released once his lawyer gets him off on a knot hole.
Posted by: cfjk | November 19, 2020 at 11:04 AM
I suppose we're all wondering what the Lorax has to say about this.
Posted by: Clankie | November 19, 2020 at 11:26 AM
From now on his moniker will be, "Woody."
Posted by: Le Petomane | November 19, 2020 at 11:37 AM
If I had an acorn for every time I did that. . .
Posted by: Steve B | November 19, 2020 at 11:42 AM
Mother Nature is not amused.
Posted by: maryqos | November 19, 2020 at 12:26 PM
Was it a palm tree?
Posted by: Jane Linderman | November 19, 2020 at 12:39 PM
If he had tried raping a bee tree...Let's just say, he wouldn't try that again.
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | November 19, 2020 at 12:55 PM
He's lucky - squirrels are out gathering nuts at this time of year.
Posted by: Rudolph | November 19, 2020 at 01:01 PM
Appropriately enough, before seeing anything else at that page, I first caught the word "naugatuck" in the URL and misread it as "nutsack."
*SNORK* @ everyone
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | November 19, 2020 at 01:10 PM
Euell Gibbons never did anything like this. I also don't think this is what Bob Ross was talking about when he mentioned happy little trees.
I'll just see myself to the Geezer bus.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 19, 2020 at 01:55 PM
Dude, that is not what they meant by "tree hugger."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 19, 2020 at 02:00 PM
It doesn't say what sort of tree. The bark on some could leave him a bit sore.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | November 19, 2020 at 02:54 PM
He's lucky he didn't run into an angry Nauga. You know, the animals they make Naugahyde out of...
(This joke is in memory of Don Imus, who used to joke about Naugas [You know how many Naugas were killed to make that seat cover?])
Posted by: Evil Mr M | November 19, 2020 at 10:59 PM
The love that dare not speak its name.
Posted by: LeDud | November 20, 2020 at 09:06 AM