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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Dave is employing sarcasm, isn't he?
I wonder if this Twitter user licked a toad recently to be thus inspired.
Posted by: MOTW | November 30, 2020 at 11:08 AM
I'll be impressed when they get the T. rex teeth and disposition.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | November 30, 2020 at 11:24 AM
Two words.....geeni us!
Posted by: Lucky Jack | November 30, 2020 at 11:33 AM
Is "Twitter user" an occupation now?
Posted by: wanderer2575 | November 30, 2020 at 11:39 AM
For the chicken who has everything.
Posted by: John | November 30, 2020 at 12:16 PM
Rod Nunley
If you ever doubt that chickens are descended from dinosaurs...
Posted by: wiredog | November 30, 2020 at 12:23 PM
I guess "beautiful" is in the eye of the beholder.
I'd say "creepy" instead.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 30, 2020 at 12:57 PM
Well, of course he made it arms, after all, it already has pecker.
Posted by: cfjk | November 30, 2020 at 01:00 PM
Now, I wonder if T-rex's tasted like chicken.
Posted by: Le Petomane | November 30, 2020 at 01:59 PM
Wiredog, even better evidence that birds are dinosaurs is the roadrunner. I've seen rattlesnakes with their skin torn off and beheaded by roadrunners.
Wile E. really doesn't want to catch one. He just doesn't know it yet.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | November 30, 2020 at 03:08 PM
If chickens actually had arms with claws, Colonel Sanders would have opened pizza stores.
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | November 30, 2020 at 06:19 PM
@FCF - I always figured that was the origin of the Little Caesar's abomination.
Posted by: klezmerphan | December 01, 2020 at 02:49 AM