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November 12, 2020

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR HEART

Warmongering Female Mongooses Lead Their Groups Into Battle to Mate With the Enemy

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

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Warmongering Mongooses opened for Slash's Snakepit.

"These battles pit one group, usually around 20 individuals, against another in a conflict that can last hours and end in death for some combatants—usually the males."

Again, we males suffer and die trying to please the female.

Well. This makes Lysistrata and her buddies look a bit lazy.

(It's not "mongeese"?)

Well, that's finally some good news, but now that scientists have discovered what's going on inside the mind of female mongooses perhaps they can attempt to do that regarding my wife.

Females are always the deadliest species. But some men never learn this constant fact of life. It's a simple rule: "Females, don't mess with them."

Barney Stinson Bro Code:

Never break up a female mongoose fight.

Isn't that the underlying principal for "The Bachelor?"

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