WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR CLAPTON

Put your bandages together for Avocado Hand.

(Thanks to coscolo)

Comments

[Herkimer]

Much to the chagrin of the Bagel Producer's Association. They've had their thunder stolen.

[nursecindy]

I've seen the same type of injuries when people were trying to cut open a mango. I try not to eat anything that fights back or could injure me when trying to slice it. You seldom see banana injuries.

[Rod Nunley]

The Mexican avocado cartels won't be happy when this cuts into their sales.

[MOTW]

Those with grape injuries are a bunch of winers, eh, nursecindy?

[vaporsmith]

Shoot. I've cut myself doing it the proper way. more than once.

[Loco]

As a real macho man I eat avocados whole, including skin and the seed.

[cfjk]

This is why you should never try to cut an avocado on your lap.

[Flathead County Frank]

Here in Flathead County we simply go to the market and buy guacamole. Why risk being attacked by fresh fruit or whatever species those dirty green, dangerous things are.