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Canadian officials urge motorists not to let moose lick their cars
(Thanks to Ralph)
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Canadian officials urge motorists not to let moose lick their cars
(Thanks to Ralph)
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What about snowmobiles?
Posted by: John | November 20, 2020 at 10:29 AM
How does one politely tell a 1,000 pound moose not to lick your car (and live to tell about it)
Posted by: JG | November 20, 2020 at 10:31 AM
Is this some PETA plan to moderate Moose salt intake.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | November 20, 2020 at 10:41 AM
Isn't a "Canadian Carwash" something similar involving a hooker from Quebec?
Posted by: cfjk | November 20, 2020 at 10:47 AM
Wouldn't beeping your horn at the moose, while it's licking your car, just make it mad?
Posted by: nursecindy | November 20, 2020 at 11:16 AM
But can I lick a moose? Or carve my sister’s initials on it?
Posted by: Qaz | November 20, 2020 at 11:38 AM
Years ago I hit a moose (lightly) on it's butt when I slid into the beast that was walking on a snow covered highway in British Columbia. That moose turned and proceeded to nearly destroy my rented car before snorting one last time and heading off down a hillside.
A very nice Mountie showed up, got out of his cruiser, and said with a smile, "Looks like you've had a dust-up with one of our moose, eh Yank?"
I was amazed when he called a tow truck and drove me several miles to the motel where I was staying with other mining company personnel. I learned that Mounties can be very nice and to never, ever, mess with a moose.
If a moose wanted to lick salt off my car, I'd be happy to do nothing but watch it lick away. I really don't think getting out, waving your arms while yelling,"Shoo moose!" would be a good move.
Posted by: Le Petomane | November 20, 2020 at 11:53 AM
Q: How do you stop a charging moose?
A: Take away it's credit card.
Posted by: Steverino | November 20, 2020 at 12:15 PM
If a moose is licking your car, DO NOT, under any circumstances, roll down the window on your sister's side of the car.
The moose might bite her.
Posted by: ChrisinVa | November 20, 2020 at 02:40 PM
At least the moose are smart enough to be addicted to something cheap.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | November 20, 2020 at 03:29 PM
About 15 years ago, a cow moose and calf came into my yard. The cow licked the salt from my parked Toyota Previa just outside a window, but junior didn't think minivans were cool and ignored it.
Posted by: Ralph | November 20, 2020 at 06:29 PM