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Would it work on murder hornet queens?
Posted by: cfjk | November 12, 2020 at 02:35 PM
Awww. :o( "Jumbo Pierre" from the "You might also like" section cannot be delivered outside the UK.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | November 12, 2020 at 02:38 PM
This link is the intro to Dave Barry's next book, "How to Get Shot"
Posted by: Evil Mr M | November 12, 2020 at 04:34 PM
The company allegedly sent some of these to be test marketed in Texas. Oddly, none of the testers were ever heard from again.
Posted by: Le Petomane | November 12, 2020 at 05:26 PM
Sean Connery:
"Shocking!"
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | November 12, 2020 at 06:23 PM
That would be a good way to get shot and/or arrested here in Virginia. Possibly with a beat-down.
Posted by: wiredog | November 13, 2020 at 06:01 AM
When I saw this, I thought about the episode of Simpsons when the family members could zap each other in a failed attempt at group therapy.
This would make a great stocking stuffer
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 13, 2020 at 07:31 AM
I'm sure there will be many witness statements to the effect of: They touched the other person with that pointer thing and then the fight started.
Maybe "Don't bring a Social Distancing Zapper to a knife/gun/baseball bat/brick/whatever fight." will be added to the folk wisdom lexicon.
I wonder if we will see an emergency room removal article about one of these that was misplaced "accidentally". We can then get Nurse Cindy's opinion.
Sorry I went on and on. So many questions.
Posted by: 655321 | November 13, 2020 at 08:57 AM
Le Pet, the testers didn't need them, since they already had cattle prods.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | November 13, 2020 at 09:30 AM