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Can they be delivered by UPS?
Posted by: cfjk | November 12, 2020 at 11:24 AM
Drone delivery is apparently the current vogue.
Posted by: Jim | November 12, 2020 at 11:33 AM
That is one of the funniest things I have seen all week.
Soon to be an Olympic sport, I'm sure.
Announcer 1: And now, competing in her third event _Child Tossing_, mum Brianna attempts to toss a 3.2 stone child over a locked 1.8 meter iron fence.
Announcer 2: I dunno, Bill, she's beginning to show some fatigue. But she is a veteran at these games and she's trained hard for the last four years after her bitter miss at Rio .. the kid spent two weeks in hospital, too .. Can Brianna clear the fence this time to medal?
Posted by: MOTW | November 12, 2020 at 11:39 AM
I suppose shooting the kid from a cannon or flinging him with a trebuchet also are frowned upon.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | November 12, 2020 at 11:59 AM
I would think the school knows who its students are, and when they appear at the gate, would LET THEM IN. Then again....
MOTW, remember when dwarf-throwing was a popular bar sport (especially in Australia)? I suppose the winners would make good kid throwers.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | November 12, 2020 at 12:34 PM
NOBODY tosses a dwarf! (not the beard!)
Posted by: Gimli | November 12, 2020 at 01:17 PM
The town I grew up in was so tough this would have been considered training kids for surviving getting thrown out of bars.
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | November 12, 2020 at 05:49 PM
I would have thought razor wire would do the trick. Or maybe broken glass embedded in the top of the wall as the French are really big on that sort of thing. It would at least make the parents up their game.
Oh, and I thought walls didn't work? Just by bigger ladders....
Posted by: 655321 | November 13, 2020 at 09:04 AM