TIME FOR ANOTHER FRENCH REVOLUTION

School bans parents from throwing kids over locked gate if they arrive late

(Thanks to Ralph)

Comments

[cfjk]

Can they be delivered by UPS?

[Jim]

Drone delivery is apparently the current vogue.

[MOTW]

That is one of the funniest things I have seen all week.

Soon to be an Olympic sport, I'm sure.
Announcer 1: And now, competing in her third event _Child Tossing_, mum Brianna attempts to toss a 3.2 stone child over a locked 1.8 meter iron fence.

Announcer 2: I dunno, Bill, she's beginning to show some fatigue. But she is a veteran at these games and she's trained hard for the last four years after her bitter miss at Rio .. the kid spent two weeks in hospital, too .. Can Brianna clear the fence this time to medal?

[wanderer2575]

I suppose shooting the kid from a cannon or flinging him with a trebuchet also are frowned upon.

[Rod Nunley]

I would think the school knows who its students are, and when they appear at the gate, would LET THEM IN. Then again....

MOTW, remember when dwarf-throwing was a popular bar sport (especially in Australia)? I suppose the winners would make good kid throwers.

[Gimli]

NOBODY tosses a dwarf! (not the beard!)

[Flathead County Frank]

The town I grew up in was so tough this would have been considered training kids for surviving getting thrown out of bars.

[655321]

I would have thought razor wire would do the trick. Or maybe broken glass embedded in the top of the wall as the French are really big on that sort of thing. It would at least make the parents up their game.

Oh, and I thought walls didn't work? Just by bigger ladders....