THIS IS WHY WE HAVE THE DEATH PENALTY
Woman Is Called ‘Disturbed’ For Cooking Her Boyfriend’s Steak In TOASTER
(Thanks to Bob Brogan)
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November 11, 2020
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Le Pet will say this is a hanging offense in Texas. And he'll be right.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | November 11, 2020 at 12:39 PM
"Juliette insisted that she deep cleaned her toaster afterwards – as it had been contaminated with raw meat in the process."
How did she do that: put it in the bathtub while she was taking a bath?
Posted by: MOTW | November 11, 2020 at 02:19 PM
Juliette, Juliette - what kind of idiot are thou, Juliette? You are the least and shouldst be hung.
Posted by: Texas Romeo | November 11, 2020 at 02:21 PM
There used to be a kitchen gadget like that. I had one. It worked, but was messy to clean.
Posted by: Ralph | November 11, 2020 at 03:13 PM
This why you should always cook it on your intake manifold.
Posted by: cfjk | November 11, 2020 at 04:15 PM
Stick a fork in it and you're done.
Posted by: Snookins | November 11, 2020 at 04:31 PM
She also thinks that Techno is music.
Posted by: Qaz | November 11, 2020 at 04:34 PM
The "slathered sauce" was probably ketchup.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | November 11, 2020 at 06:22 PM
Does this mean I shouldn't use an iron and wood plank to cook my steaks? The steamer setting makes them tender.
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | November 11, 2020 at 07:55 PM
Ralph .. in harvest gold, no less.
Posted by: MOTW | November 11, 2020 at 08:34 PM