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Is there anything out there this year that doesn't suck?
Posted by: nursecindy | November 28, 2020 at 01:25 PM
Black holes suck!
Posted by: Steverino | November 28, 2020 at 01:51 PM
If blackholes are black because light can't travel away from them then doesn't that make the speed of light irrelevant if not a negative number?
Posted by: cfjk | November 28, 2020 at 01:54 PM
The Roswell, NM, space aliens tell us it's no problem: It gives them better and faster subspace TV and Internet service.
Posted by: Le Petomane | November 28, 2020 at 02:14 PM
https://youtu.be/w7-VEKTYYK8
Posted by: pharmaross | November 28, 2020 at 02:24 PM
CNN went with "2000 light-years closer" because it sounds a lot scarier than "seven percent closer." That's the actual story here: the new estimate of the distance is 93% of the old one.
Posted by: Dr. Chaotica | November 28, 2020 at 03:31 PM
That'll save on cab fare.
Posted by: Clankie | November 28, 2020 at 04:06 PM
CNN also rounded up to get a scarier round number instead of the actual 1900 light years.
Posted by: coscolo | November 28, 2020 at 04:40 PM
https://youtu.be/H6hpJzK5vUo
Posted by: pharmaross | November 28, 2020 at 06:08 PM
Now how many parsecs will the Kessel Run take?
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | November 28, 2020 at 07:19 PM
It’s swirling clockwise so we’re in the northern hemisphere of the universe.
Posted by: Bill Shaw | November 28, 2020 at 07:57 PM
So should I make my next rent payment or not??? So much for "practical" science!
Posted by: C. "Thunder Lizard" Robbin | November 28, 2020 at 10:23 PM
Doomed!! We're all Doomed!!
Posted by: Lucky Jack | November 29, 2020 at 11:29 PM