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November 16, 2020

THEY WERE ASKING FOR IT

Person Shot In Buttocks In Orange County

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "Police are looking for a crack in this case.")

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Police are still seeking suspects with a hole in their story.

I knew a guy in the Army who was shot in the butt. He was in the 82nd when they dropped on Grenada. Apparently a local farmer thought it was run of the mill trespassers out in his fields and opened up with some rock salt.

The squad cleared the field at high speed, circled around, and knocked on the farmhouse door to let the farmer know that he should stay indoors for the rest of the night.

The victim is going to be the butt of many bad jokes.

Isn't Buttocks in Flat Head County?

I see "Orange County" and wonder Florida? California? Oops! There's an Orange County in New York. Presumably, this one is not named for citrus tree.

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