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November 22, 2020

THEN THEY QUALIFY FOR FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

What If Plants Have Personalities?

(Thanks to Mad Hatter)

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Maybe kale will figure out a way to stop the mass slaughter of their species by vegans. That would be fun to watch.

"Here's eleven roses I got you for your birthday."

"Why eleven?"

"One of them was shy and felt uneasy around crowds."

Makes sense. Some of them are always steamed.

So if plants are sentient, self aware, and have personalities, what are all the poor vegans to eat? We are going to see mass starvation!

Carrot juice is murder. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmK0bZl4ILM

Do I cause s great rift in the Force when I mow my yard?

Since no one else has said it, "Feed me, Seymour!!"

Snorks all around to the rest of you.

Just ask Harvey Weinstein

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