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Wizard coming back from coven meeting crash lands on rooftop
This has been The News From Abroad.
(Thanks to Ralph)
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November 30, 2020
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The landing lights were out for repair in time for Santa's visit.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | November 30, 2020 at 11:26 AM
The Broomstick Control tower had no comment.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | November 30, 2020 at 11:35 AM
Individual wanted for questioning regarding certain unsolved missing penis cases in another jurisdiction.
Posted by: Herkimer | November 30, 2020 at 11:50 AM
This will just be swept under the rug
Posted by: JG | November 30, 2020 at 12:59 PM
I'd want to look behind the curtain before we ALL start to blame GPS.
Posted by: cfjk | November 30, 2020 at 01:03 PM
He should have Quidditch while he was ahead.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | November 30, 2020 at 01:08 PM
Buying discount magic flying dust off the Internet isn't always a good idea.
Posted by: Le Petomane | November 30, 2020 at 01:56 PM
Somebody needs to tell Omamuyovwi that it's time to get back on his medications.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 30, 2020 at 02:34 PM
Perhaps the missing penises are just part of the Nigerian space program, you know,
"Put a Penis on Venus".
The final shot in the program will be to bring a penis to Uranus.
Posted by: tembo samadi | November 30, 2020 at 03:44 PM
Is he still using Windows XP? Those installation wizards often crashed.
Posted by: Ralph | November 30, 2020 at 07:21 PM
A wizard crashing onto a rooftop coming back from a coven meeting is one thing that hasn't happened in Flathead County---at least not yet.
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | November 30, 2020 at 07:40 PM
His pose is gargoyle-ready.
Posted by: fractalist | December 01, 2020 at 06:23 PM