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November 30, 2020

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Wizard coming back from coven meeting crash lands on rooftop

This has been The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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The landing lights were out for repair in time for Santa's visit.

The Broomstick Control tower had no comment.

Individual wanted for questioning regarding certain unsolved missing penis cases in another jurisdiction.

This will just be swept under the rug

I'd want to look behind the curtain before we ALL start to blame GPS.

He should have Quidditch while he was ahead.

Buying discount magic flying dust off the Internet isn't always a good idea.

Somebody needs to tell Omamuyovwi that it's time to get back on his medications.

Perhaps the missing penises are just part of the Nigerian space program, you know,
"Put a Penis on Venus".
The final shot in the program will be to bring a penis to Uranus.

Is he still using Windows XP? Those installation wizards often crashed.

A wizard crashing onto a rooftop coming back from a coven meeting is one thing that hasn't happened in Flathead County---at least not yet.

His pose is gargoyle-ready.

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