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November 16, 2020

SOMEBODY IS *SO* GROUNDED

A 14-year-old Brooklyn boy who skipped town with his 11-year-old girlfriend was found speeding in his dad’s car in an Iowa town on Sunday, police and sources said.

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "they were released after producing valid Florida etc.")

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The girlfriend is 11? She looks more like 40.

A good place to try out our nation's new Castration Law.

Suddenly I'm hearing Paul Lynde singing "Kids! I don't know what's wrong with these kids today..."

They were singing, "And we'll have Fun, Fun, Fun till our daddy takes the T-bird awa-a-ay!"

Young love is one long, sweet dream. Flashing red lights in your rear view mirror is akin to marriage, it's the alarm clock going off.

Just another sad result of global warming caused by climate change.

I wonder where they were headed ? I'm guessing they hadn't got to that problem.

Brooklyn! Way to go, kids.

Been there, uh, never mind.

And, whose credit card were they using to gas up along the way? They almost made it to Nebraska.

"Son, have you seen my shotgun?"

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