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Reason for divorce declaration:
Irreconcilable kick to the head. He's really stupid, too.
Posted by: man tom | November 24, 2020 at 11:51 AM
I dunno, man tom -- she looks like she was enjoying it up until the kick. What gets me is that her wedding was ruined so badly that she could barely bring herself to post the video online. She's a bimbo.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | November 24, 2020 at 11:55 AM
She's got herself what every woman wants - a man with a well-intentioned foot.
Pardon me while I find head over to the exit.
Posted by: man tom | November 24, 2020 at 12:03 PM
I always wonder what the venue people are thinking.
"Hey, that's a new twist."
Posted by: John | November 24, 2020 at 12:09 PM
Classy. Real classy.
Posted by: Cousin Eddie | November 24, 2020 at 12:12 PM
The crowd doubled in size as divorce lawyers began arriving.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | November 24, 2020 at 12:29 PM
I danced at a wedding this weekend but nobody got hurt! I also kept my shirt on.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 24, 2020 at 12:38 PM
nursecindy, some feelings were no doubt hurt that you kept your shirt on.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | November 24, 2020 at 03:50 PM
Shocking. This isn't supposed to happen until the Honeymoon.
Posted by: Clankie | November 24, 2020 at 04:15 PM
Just think. In 20 years (assuming, though it is doubtful, that they are still together) they can watch the wedding movie and laugh and laugh, as their kids cringe and hide in another room.
Cindy, I bet you wouldn't have minded kicking a certain person at that wedding in the head (several times).
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 24, 2020 at 06:13 PM
Her kick to the head won't compare to the whomping her divorce lawyer is going to give him.
Posted by: Le Petomane | November 24, 2020 at 07:35 PM