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November 24, 2020

MORE THAN 15 MELONS IS A FELONY

Surprisingly strong Hokkaido woman arrested for poking holes in 13 expensive melons with finger

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Well, I guess that makes it official, serial finger banging a melon is now a real fetish.

The crime occurred on 28 July .. and yet we're just now hearing of an arrest? Talk about news by slow boat.

Also: do not mess with them.

They had to wait for the melons to come of age before they could report the crime

Meh. I had a mother-in-law who could do this with her tongue.

https://youtu.be/79Y6Q47qjlw

We need to know where this woman was when Bruce Lee died.

She was subsequently hired by a bowling ball factory.

Don't mess with nice fruit in Japan. It can be VERY expensive.

Also, I wonder if business insurance would cover such a loss?

Don't let her near the Charmin.

We'll discuss the Freudian aspects of this in next week's class. Dismissed.

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