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Well, I guess that makes it official, serial finger banging a melon is now a real fetish.
Posted by: cfjk | November 24, 2020 at 09:44 AM
The crime occurred on 28 July .. and yet we're just now hearing of an arrest? Talk about news by slow boat.
Also: do not mess with them.
Posted by: MOTW | November 24, 2020 at 09:45 AM
They had to wait for the melons to come of age before they could report the crime
Posted by: cfjk | November 24, 2020 at 09:47 AM
Meh. I had a mother-in-law who could do this with her tongue.
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | November 24, 2020 at 09:57 AM
https://youtu.be/79Y6Q47qjlw
Posted by: pharmaross | November 24, 2020 at 10:11 AM
We need to know where this woman was when Bruce Lee died.
Posted by: Herkimer | November 24, 2020 at 11:31 AM
She was subsequently hired by a bowling ball factory.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | November 24, 2020 at 12:20 PM
Don't mess with nice fruit in Japan. It can be VERY expensive.
Also, I wonder if business insurance would cover such a loss?
Posted by: John | November 24, 2020 at 01:58 PM
Don't let her near the Charmin.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | November 24, 2020 at 02:07 PM
We'll discuss the Freudian aspects of this in next week's class. Dismissed.
Posted by: carl youngdahl | November 24, 2020 at 04:14 PM