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November 17, 2020

LOTTERY TICKETS ARE A WASTE OF MONEY

A COFFIN maker in Indonesia became an instant millionaire - when a $1.8million lump of space rock crashed through his roof.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

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Hmm. a COFFIN maker .. is that any different from your run-of-the-mill lowercase coffin maker?

"Space rock expert Jared Collins"

What, Dave Brock wasn't available?

Police who initially investigated this incident reported two people dead at the scene.

Good thing it missed the $1,200,000 euro pigeon

So you find a cool rock, strap it to your drone, drop it over your roof, call J. Collins, and offer to split the proceeds if he certifies it. A lot better than bribing college folks to get accepted, just donate a new wing with some of the proceeds, and Bingo, you're a legacy.

Wow, I have several rocks that look sort of like that one. Wonder if I could get a million or three for them?

Cue Sinatra: Every time it rains, it rains pennies from heaven ... 180 million pennies from heaven.

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