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November 20, 2020

JUST FRIES FOR US, THANKS

The Ouroboros Steak, named after the ancient Egyptian snake that eats itself, can be grown from cells scraped from the inside of your cheek and fed serum from old donated blood.

(Thanks to Rick Stevenson, who says "I'm sticking with cow," and Le Petomane, who says "I never knew I tasted like chicken.")

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No doubt one of those recipes taken right out of the alien "To Serve Mankind" cookbook, under the appetizers section.

Some people believe that Ouroboros is the smoke ring that our ancient ancestors saw pass by the Earth when the Sun undergoes a Nova about every 12,000 years or so.

Some of us are too anxious to wait for technology.

Also known as the "Donner Party Steak".

This proves my first mother-in-law was wrong: I am good for something.

When my parents told me I could grow up to be anything I wanted, I don't think they had "steak" in mind.

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