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November 24, 2020

IN THAT CASE, SIR, GO ON BACK TO SLEEP

DUI suspect thought he was dreaming and that UHP trooper was trying to race him, police say

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Probably not at all related to mysterious obelisks in the Utah desert. No siree.

We have special clearly marked lanes for this in CA.

"I'm sorry, officer. I took a nap, because I thought this self-driving car worked."

"Officer, you mean I'm NOT driving my Tesla? I must have taken my wife's car by mistake."

I would buy that excuse only if he had eaten half of his pillow.

wanderer2575---A friend once drank a lot of tequila at a party, then went home to bed and had a terrible nightmare. He had been forced to choke down a huge marshmallow. Then, when he was fully awake, couldn't find his pillow.

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